“My name is Grenade Jones. I’ve been sent here to recruit a group of civilians to help find the . They’re want bluntchkinville do for the chaos they’ve caused in a small town called Mountain Valley. They are not armed but are considered dangerous if you get too close. We’re not sure of their methods yet, but every time someone comes up missing, it’s because of an interaction with a bluntchkinville. Keep your eyes peeled! A bluntchkinville could be watching you!”
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"Hey!” “There’s one now!”
“Welcome to Bluntchkinville, home of the BLUNTCHKINS.
Don’t listen to him, he’s just a steel can with a trigger.
Come on in and take a look. I’m sure we have something you’ll like.”
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“Did you see that?!
It looked just like
a blunt, walking
and talking.
How can it be?
Hey there’s another one!”
"Hello,
I hope you're doing well today.
It looks like you've already had the chance to meet T-Spliff, my trusted assistant. He’s got big aspirations and is always eager to take the lead, but I have to admit, he still has a bit of a ways to go before he’s calling the shots around here. It’s always good for a laugh, though.
Allow me to properly introduce myself – I’m B-Blunt, the BLUNTCHKIN Boss. I'm responsible for overseeing everything here and ensuring that we maintain the highest level of professionalism and efficiency in all that we do.
Take your time and feel free to look around. You’ll find plenty of opportunities and exciting prospects here—just wait for what stands out to you. I’m confident there’s something that will catch your eye and meet your needs.
Ah, and here comes Jones now. Looks like I’ve got to run for a moment, but I’ll be around if you need anything further."
"Hello, it’s me again, my
name is T-Spliff, the
Head BLUNTCHKIN.
Whatever I say the others do.
We’ll keep Steel Can Jones occupied. Feel free to browse safely."
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